There are two kinds of people in the world - those of us with original thoughts and those without. Notice I say 'us' that's because this is an original thought.
I don't hire primarily on the basis of good technical skills. I hire based on good attitude. You can't teach that.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish. No, you *can* tunafish.
Marriage - you don't know the meaning of the word.
Prepare to meet thy mood!
When I was young I could remember everything, whether it happened or not. -Mark Twain
Since we got a video player, I hardly ever read any more. I used to be quite a bookworm. Now I'm more of a tapeworm. -Bill Taylor
You are in a twisty little passage of standards, all conflicting. -Dan Yergeau
"This is not a quote. No-one ever really said this." (Although Chris Someone did quote it once.) -David Weisberger
The city, 1:00am. People in their rooms, asleep, lonely, depressed. One of them gets the urge to pet a small, furry animal. That's where I come in. My name's Friday. I carry a badger. -Matt "Matt" Blum
Nothing is so small that it can't be blown out of proportions. - Henk-Jan Visscher
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate -Drew Lawson
A host is a host from coast to coast
Klein flask for rent. Inquire within. -Richard Childers
The speed of time is 1 second per second -Dave Boll
We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again. -David Grabiner
My next book is going to be called "Tears of the Heart".
Christine A. Quinn (quinn@eecf.Stanford.EDU)